Kristen Bell: Sloth causes birthday meltdown.
I want someone to look at me the same way that Kristen Bell looks at a sloth,
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
- aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
- taurus: they are fucking nerds.
- gemini: defo the random outbursts
- cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
- leo: they're about 4'9"
- virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
- libra: weird ass laugh
- scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
- sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
- capricorn: creepy fucking smile
- aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
- pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is